Mergers
Here are the new product names resulting from mergers of some well known companies:
Xerox & Wurlitzer:
They're going to make reproductive organs.
Fairchild Electronics & Honeywell Computers:
New company will be called Farewell Honeychild
Polygram Records, Warner Brothers & Keebler:
Poly-Warner-Cracker
WR Grace Co, Fuller Brush Co, Mary Kay Cosmetics & Hale Business Systems:
Hale Mary Fuller Grace
3M & Goodyear:
mmmGood
John Deere & Abitibi-Price:
Deere Abi
Honeywell, Imasco & Home Oil:
Honey, I'm Home
Denison Mines, Alliance & Metal Mining
Mine, All Mine
3M, JC Penney, Canadian Opera Company
3 Penney Opera
Grey Poupon & dockers Pants:
Poupon Pants
Knott's Berry Farm & National Organization of Women:
Knott NOW
Zippo Mfg, Audi, dofasco, Dakota Mining:
Zip Audi Do-Da
